Friday, October 28, 2011

The Dark Post

Warning : A very dark, traumatic and chilling post ahead. Discretion Advised. Please quit reading/ viewing the very instant you feel overwhelmed. I apologize in advance if you get depressed after reading the entire post.   

The mood of the week has been synonymous with the weather; cold, dark and not to mention depressing. The weather can make a compelling excuse owing to the approaching winter but the cause for the gloomy mood can  squarely be pinned on the visit I made last weekend to the Concentration Camp in Buchenwald, East Germany.

I admit, I have been to morgue, a crematorium and an autopsy lab, I have seen death take away some of my loved ones but never before have I visited a place that has given me constant shivers down my spine by its mere remembrance. Buchenwald is one such place, located in the midst of thick woods, it was built by the Nazis to house political opponents, Jews, Homosexuals and Gypsies among others. Primarily an extermination through labor camp wherein inmates were made to slave 15 hours a day without much food, water or toilets. Death came by the dozens with an average of 200 odd people dying at the camp on a daily basis that a permanent crematorium had to be built there to dispose of the bodies.

The following photo was taken when the Allied Forces wrested Buchenwald from the Nazis. 

VIEWER DISCRETION ADVISED.




                             A pile of human corpses outside the crematorium waiting to be burnt.



The Corpse Cellar


             

The Height Gauge in the Infirmary

One of the many Nazi extermination techniques was that a random inmate would be picked and sent to the infirmary for health inspection. The camp doctor there would ask him to stand against a height gauge to measure his height. Lying concealed to the inmate would be a hole in the wall of the height gauge which would help a shooter at point blank range standing by on the other end of the wall complete the task at hand. This apparently was designed for two benefits, the victim would never guess how his death might come about and the shooter would never have to face his victim. 



      

Just like the citizens at the end of the video, our expressions too assumed melancholic proportions with a young lady in our group passing out on seeing some of the exhibits kept at one of the exhibitions.  

Survivors of the holocaust were regarded very lucky, the following is an account of one such survivor.

 


I left Buchenwald wondering exactly how severe my problems were in comparison to what the inmates of Buchenwald must have gone through and realized what luxurious lives we lead; being able to live a life of limitless freedom without the thought of death looming large over our heads, getting to eat lavish meals without a bother in the world and being able to do what, when and how we please without fearing for our lives. 

At the end of it all, I only felt the gratefulness multiply for being blessed with such a positive upbringing that I surmise what hurt and pain the affected must have gone through and also realize how grossly important being humanitarian is.

Lets End this one on a happier note, shall we?


        
  Our Deepavali Spread, 15 of us got together and churned out the above. 

PS: It was only after this meal that I felt some reprieve from the gloom and melancholy.

Hope you all had an awesome Deepavali.   

Thursday, October 20, 2011

Tag TIme

This post has been pending for a while now and will firstly result in my hind being kicked by the parties to be mentioned hereupon. My sincerest apologies to them for the delay in carrying out the honors that they have so graciously bestowed on me. 

Ms Nirvana and Ms Spiff (in that order) had awarded me with the following awards on their blogs sometime back. 





They were either inebriated, hallucinating or both and decided that this blog be awarded. I'm grateful to them for thinking that this blog deserved mention. Another point worthy of mention here is that these were my first ever accolades in the blog world and coming from some of my favorite blog writers meant a whole lot more to a rookie like me.

Believe me this took some blog hopping and then it finally dawned on this dimwit that I am to state Seven Random facts about myself and also pass on the award to 7 other blogs. 

Cutting to the Chase -

1. I am as lazy as they come. I have been scolded umpteen number of times by the mother because I could not bring myself to walk 3 exact steps forward to switch off 2 tube lights in my room before falling asleep but would wrap the pillow all over my head to avoid the glare of the lights.

2. I`m an extremely morning person, so much so, that my body clock has accurate tuning. If I happen to set the alarm for 5 AM, 99 out of a 100 times, I would disable the alarm at 4.59 AM and also wake up the people around me because I cant bear the sight of people sleeping when I`m awake. For proof, ask the Kid Sister as to how she was force converted into a Morning Person. Yes, I know I`m evil.

3. I`m blind as a bat. Ask me for a book located in the most inaccessible shelf of a library that has the architecture of a labyrinth and I will bring it to you in a flash but ask me to get you something that's right in front of my eyes and I will fail you.

4. I have this uncanny ability to sniff out as well as throw surprise parties. Don't get me wrong here but my friends have thrown me many a pseudo surprise birthday party but someone or the other would make an excuse/ make one wrong move and the surprise would prematurely reveal itself. I for one have thrown a surprise party  to someone outside a police station calling the person up to get the original insurance papers from home claiming to be in an accident in which the car was supposedly pulverized by a truck.

5. I have the memory of an elephant. I can state to you in increasing order of size, the breakfast menu on my first flight which incidentally was the first time I traveled alone when I was all of 7. Questions such as - Are you also the size of an elephant will be politely ignored.    

6. I have this habit of keeping notes of larger denominations in my wallet because of this constant fear that if there are many 5's and 10's then the temptation to splurge will grow stronger and it is fairly easier for me to curtail the need to spend the 50's and 100's. This has nothing to do with the fact that I am a certified Miser.   

7. I am a failed cause to alcoholism. I have once downed One and half tall glasses of Long Island Iced Tea and didn't have a clue as to why my friends were sniggering away to glory but remember having sound sleep that night. I have drunk half a dozen Irish Coffees consecutively but only recently did I find out that Irish Coffee contains one quarter Irish whiskey in it. My point of contention - If I`m not getting high, why the heck should I lose money over it. 
                                                    
The award is hereby passed on to every single reader of the blog. Would love to read seven random facts about those who read this blog.    

Saturday, October 15, 2011

The Reason

I`ve been asked time and again as to why I chose to baptize my blog - Atrocious Scribblings among a gazillion other possible names.

Well, the following Video clip is my inspiration.


On watching this clip, I thought to myself, if I ever blog on a platform I would try writing something as flamboyant(if not more) and wacky. The language is sheer brilliance no?

For the flamboyance to take shape, one does need a compelling enough name, doesn't one? Hence the obvious took place and this blog has and will be known as Atrocious Scribblings.

PS: What do you people reckon about the look of the space?
        

Thursday, October 6, 2011

Oh Mother Earth Swallow Me







Just breathing a mammoth sigh of relief; been giving exams, vivas, project presentations and all that degree related stuff;  left,right and center for the past 3 and half months. I haven't had time to get a haircut or a shave and now look like a famished and weak War Zone Refugee (No offence to War Zone Refugees, if any are reading). Amidst the fury of exam season, I`ve had quite a few 'Oh Mother Earth Swallow Me' moments which are basically instants in which you wish the earth would actually break open beneath you and swallow you completely till the embarrassment passes away or pacifies. 

Moment 1:

Background: Weekly Skype Call with home.

Amma: Appa tells me, you have some new neighbors. Where are they from? Are there a lot of Chinese people?

Me: Yes Ma, there are some new people who have moved into the floor, they're very friendly.

I hear a knock on my door and go answer it to see my neighbor from Hong Kong standing there offering me a slice of her birthday cake.

Amma,watching the entire scene unfold, thanks to the power of Broadband Internet.

Amma: You stay away from the Chinese Okay(Stern Voice), they will act all friendly and trap you. Especially those Chinese girls, they'll trap with you with their silky hair and their Chopsuey making skills. It's an international conspiracy I tell you.

Before I could respond to her utterly racist and stereotypical observation, 

Appa: Dont worry, the girl isn't BLIND to fall for him. 

Oh Mother Earth Swallow Me, I think to myself as I proceed to close the door and find the Birthday Celebrating girl standing there giving me the coldest possible stare.

Moment 2: 

Background : Room mate's Girlfriend in the house on a weekend.

GF: You guys take a break today, I`ll cook up something special and then we can watch a movie together.

Roomie: Are you sure? I`ve never seen you enter a kitchen in your life.

GF: Wait till you eat the Biryani that's going to be made today, you'll thank your stars that you have me in your life. Just tell me how this Pressure cooker of yours works.

Roomie: Just put in the rice and the veggies into the cooker and it will do the rest. 

Two Hours later, the room is filled with a burnt stench.

Roomie: Is it done yet? I`m starting to get hungry and what's that smell? 

GF: I`m not quite sure, I used the cooker like you said.

The Roomie and me go take a peek into the cooker to find a Blackened soot of what was supposedly veggies and rice 2 hours ago. 

Roomie: What did you?

GF: I put in the veggies and rice like you said, I also added Garam Masala and a some spices. 

Roomie: Didn't you add any water?                  

GF: You didn't tell me to.

Me: Oh Mother Earth, Swallow me NOW !!!

Moment 3

Background : Viewing highlights of Past Chat Conversations with an erstwhile batch mate I seldom spoke to.

1st Year: We come to college to study no? I don't get how people come in Single into college and walk out with their future spouses.

2nd Year: I think it's ok to freak out a little.

3rd year: I don't think falling for someone is wrong, How foolish was I?

4th Year: Bro, Just proposed to her and she responded positively. I`m so happy, Lets Partyyy. Drinks On Me.

Just as I was going through these past chats, his Chat window flashes on screen

Yesterday: I just spoke to your friend, You're still single? WTF?

Me: Oh Mother Earth, Swallow Me NOWWWW !!!!